[Body swap + madness + comedy] Xu Yunzhuo transmigrated into a melodramatic novel, with the mission to win over the male lead in exchange for a billion-dollar reward and return to her original world. Xu Yunzhuo, who had just inherited a hundred-billion fortune and barely had time to warm her seat: “…” Before she could unleash her might, she accidentally swapped bodies with the deranged villain Pei Qiaonian. Her vision went black; before she could even faint, she nearly got strangled to death by Pei Qiaonian. Terrified, Xu Yunzhuo tearfully promised not only to be his adoring follower but also to help him pursue his goddess, the woman he’d always cherished. They drafted a one-year marriage contract and, in tacit understanding, each focused on their own affairs. *In Xu Yunzhuo’s eyes, Pei Qiaonian’s daily routine consisted of: tearing into fake friends, punching capitalists, trolling haters online, fiercely denouncing directors, and fully embodying the spirit of glorious madness. A director challenged him: Please recognize your place. He replied: Oh, I recognize it—my dear child. Haters attacked: Keep pestering our idol and you’ll regret it. He replied: I’ve already tied up your idol and tossed him into the sea as shark bait~ Rivals spread rumors: Her sugar daddy is a sixty-year-old man! He swung high heels, smacking ten faces in a row, and then used a crane to fling them onto a trash heap: Heh, mess with me and you’ll realize you’ve provoked the real boss. On a reality show, the wealthy competed: You’re not the poorest one here, are you? He called Xu Yunzhuo: You have ten minutes—bring my one-hundred-million-dollar supercar. The whole internet: Sis, you’re so unhinged—do you care about anyone in this industry? *In Pei Qiaonian’s eyes, Xu Yunzhuo’s daily life was: When his snobbish family tried to push her out, she demanded lavish gifts as compensation for emotional damages. When someone made a scene demanding money, she stretched her neck out, fearless: No money for you—my life’s all you’ll get. If there was conflict with rivals, she’d lie down at their company’s entrance, presenting ten fingers: Give me this much, or I’m not leaving. In the business world: Bro, your madness has escalated. The two of them shone with unrestrained insanity in their respective realms, never looking back. *Later, rumors spread that Xu Yunzhuo’s career soared because she latched onto a powerful patron—only for news of her marriage to break out. Without hesitation, Xu Yunzhuo handed over the divorce papers: Our year is up—it’s time to divorce. Pei Qiaonian idly played with a knife: Divorce is off the table, but I can arrange for a funeral. Xu Yunzhuo: “…”
“I’m breaking off my engagement with Xu Yunzhu, and no one can stop me.”
The resolute, cold words echoed through the entire banquet hall, reaching the ears of Xu Yunzhu, who was skulking at the corner of the second-floor staircase. Peering down at the chaotic scene below, she could only feel a headache coming on.
At the center of it all stood an aloof man with finely chiseled features, trailed closely by a delicate, pure-looking girl. Xu Yunzhu was speechless. That must be Pei Jin, the so-called fiancé who betrayed her, and also the male lead of this melodramatic tragedy. The girl whose hand he clutched tightly was the female lead, Ning Qinghuan.
Xu Yunzhu felt utterly despondent. Inwardly, she addressed the system, “So, as long as I successfully win over the male lead, I can leave this world, right?”
System 077 replied: “Yes, Host. You only need to successfully capture the heart of the tragic male lead, prevent him from falling into darkness after the female lead’s death, and protect him from being killed by the deranged second male lead, thus disrupting the world’s collapse. Once you complete the mission, we’ll compensate you with a billion and send you home. If you don’t wish to return, you may stay and live a happy life here.”
Xu Yunzhu, who had just inherited a hundred billion only to be forced into this melodramatic novel before she could even enjoy it, was speechless.
Without a hundred billion in assets, happiness would be out of the question. No matter what, she had to go back.
But what could she possibly use to protect h