Chapter Four: The Miraculous Healer

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Damn! This is too awesome!
Startled by the system's voice, Li Chen was stunned.
[Congratulations, Your Majesty, you have received a reward: an Ascending Dragon Pill. After consumption, Your Majesty will possess the vigor to command three thousand women without fatigue.]
Isn't this basically a super Viagra?
Awesome! Just hope there are no side effects.
This time, the other rewards are a choice of three:
[1. Obtain a modern bulletproof vest.]
[2. Instantly comprehend all ancient poetry and verses from the original world.]
[3. Insight Technique, which allows you to see anyone’s intelligence index clearly. (Note: intelligence index is not the same as IQ.)]
Bulletproof vest, a nice thing.
But since I’m the emperor, guarded daily by three thousand royal guards, this seems unnecessary.
As for ancient poetry, I’m not here to show off.
Looking at it this way...
Since I’m going to be a foolish ruler,
option three seems more useful.
It’s settled!
Insight Technique!
.......
“Your Majesty, here is the velvet you requested. Also, the band has arrived and is waiting outside,” Wan’er ran into the room, panting.
Li Chen wiped the sweat from her forehead, making Wan’er feel cherished.
As expected, she is a silly girl; her intelligence value is only 71.
“Well done.”
“Hmm... the arrangement is good, but this item...”
Li Chen touched the velvet and nodded in satisfaction.
Hearing the emperor’s praise, Wan’er’s cheeks flushed pink like a ripe peach.
“Your Majesty, what do you intend to do with this?”
Li Chen immediately pulled out a blueprint.
“Take this to the weaving room and have the chief weaver follow the design to produce two hundred pieces within three days.”
Wan’er’s eyes were filled with confusion as she looked at the blueprint.
“Understood, Your Majesty. I shall attend to it immediately.”
“No rush. Aren’t all the personnel gathered? Let me first show you something fun.”
......
Luodu, Prime Minister’s Mansion.
“My lord, what do you make of this? Just a short while ago everything seemed fine, yet since the court session today, the emperor has been doing absurd things.”
“Yes, appointing bandits as governors and driving refugees out to other countries... this is simply ridiculous. My lord, please devise a solution!”
Ouyang Yu snorted coldly.
“The emperor has already issued the decree; what can I do? Hmph, you should have died with me on that death mission. Now there’s a male emperor in power—regret it yet?”
The room suddenly filled with sighs and lamentations.
“Sigh, you all think it over. I must hurry to find workers to prepare some black silk panties for His Majesty...”
Bailian said and was about to bow and leave.
At that moment, Ouyang Yu’s eyes suddenly lit up.
“Oh? Right, Lady Bai, I heard your younger sister has returned?”
Bailian looked puzzled.

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“You mean...”
“Isn’t it obvious? She’s here to treat His Majesty!”
......
Dangyang Palace, Rear Garden.
“Have you all learned the dance I taught you just now?”
The female attendants responded in unison.
“Yes, Your Majesty!”
Li Chen turned to the chief musician beside him.
“Could you play the tune I gave you?”
“Your Majesty, we will do our best to try.”
Li Chen nodded in approval.
“Good. Let’s practice it together as I just described.”
Suddenly, Wan’er came over and tugged his sleeve.
“Your Majesty, do you really want me to be the lead dancer? This dance posture... is so embarrassing...”
Seeing Wan’er’s shy demeanor, Li Chen smiled.
“What’s there to be embarrassed about? Do you intend to disappoint me? Fine, if you’re unwilling then I will...”
“I am willing!”
A slight smile curved Li Chen’s lips.
“All right, start on my command!”
As the drumbeats of the band sounded, Li Chen’s choreographed dance was attempted for the first time.
“Apatsu, Apatsu, ah... ah-hun, ah-hun...”
“Yes! Band, keep up!”
“Right, right, start this, start with this, start this and that, start right, right, start!”
“Done, signal!”
The female attendants shouted in unison: “Aha! Aha!”
The band played: “Zazazadi zazaza, zazazaza... di... zazaza... zazadi zha... di...”
Watching Wan’er and the other attendants sway left and right, combined with the quirky music he composed, Li Chen laughed heartily.
“Hahaha, this is hilarious!”
“So entertaining!”
At the Moon Worship Festival, when the commoners see palace folks doing this, they’ll surely curse their emperor to death.
Being a foolish emperor is easy—do whatever you want...
“All right, very good. Everyone rest a bit, then practice some more. Wan’er, come here.”
Wan’er walked over, her cheeks flushed red.
“You danced well. I truly didn’t misjudge you.”
“Your Majesty... I...”
“Enough. Take this blueprint I gave you to the weaving room, then come back and continue practice with them.”
“But Your Majesty, if the female attendants are always busy practicing dance, who will attend to you?”
Li Chen rested his chin on his hand, deep in thought.
True, aside from her, I do need a capable aide... but who?
.......
Evening.
“Not bad, not bad, this is truly beautiful. Come! Turn around so I can see.”
Wan’er, wearing the black silk made in the weaving room, twirled before Li Chen.
Such a lovely figure... such a petite frame...

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Seeing Wan’er’s graceful jade legs clad in black silk, Li Chen felt a burning desire engulf him.
“Come closer, step a little nearer!”
Li Chen said as he reached toward Wan’er’s legs...
Knock, knock, knock.
“Your Majesty, Lord Ouyang Yu requests an audience.”
Li Chen withdrew his hand, frowning deeply.
“Why does that old pest never give me a moment’s peace?”
“Do not see him!”
“Your Majesty, Lord Ouyang Yu insists it’s urgent!”
Urgent? Could it be he’s come to deliver more foolishness about the foolish emperor?
“Let her in... Wan’er, you go first. I’ll call for you shortly.”
......
Only moments later.
“Your Majesty.”
“Lord Ouyang, what business brings you here so late?”
Ouyang Yu bowed deeply.
“Your Majesty, you fell ill a few days ago, did you not? Lady Bai has a younger sister, nicknamed the Miraculous Doctor. She has just returned to the capital, so I thought to bring her to examine you, in case any illness remains.”
Damn! All this fuss just for that?
Li Chen’s expression soured.
“No need, no need. I’m well now.”
Seeing the emperor attempt to leave, Ouyang Yu suddenly knelt with a thud.
“Your Majesty, you are under great pressure. I beg you, just see her once! I have already brought her here, she’s waiting just outside.”
Seeing Ouyang Yu’s desperate and tearful expression, Li Chen impatiently waved his hand.
“All right, all right, let her in.”
“Doctor Bai!”
At Ouyang Yu’s call, a plump woman entered. Despite being female, her eyebrows were thicker and more pronounced than many men’s.
The moment Li Chen saw her, he was stunned.
He had just scanned her intelligence value.
After all, nicknamed the Miraculous Doctor, she might discover his true identity during treatment.
But upon checking...
Damn!!
Intelligence value: 39!
Without hesitation, Li Chen stepped forward and grabbed her hand firmly.
“You must stay by my side!”
“The Miraculous Doctor’s reputation is well deserved...”
Bai Che was slightly taken aback but showed a hint of gratitude.
“Your Majesty, have you heard of me?”
“No, but when I saw you, I felt an instant kinship.”
“Unexpectedly, Lady Bai has such a talented person by her side. You cannot leave. Stay by my side and serve!”
[Congratulations, Your Majesty, for abusing the “advisor” role as a foolish ruler. The Great Zhou’s national fortune has decreased by 100 points and now stands at 8,850 points!]
[Based on the current decline in national fortune, rewards are being distributed!]